What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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