- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Tony Romo

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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