- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

binladin walks into the american seals

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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