I Have a Black Friend

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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