Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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