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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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