Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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