Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

I'm Coming

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

13 =B you just learned something

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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