Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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