You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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