Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

a dyslexic man walked his god.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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