What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Obama = ebola

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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