A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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