- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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