- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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