- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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