- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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