- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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