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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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