why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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