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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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