- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What does? 42

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

your so fat. your fat!

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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