- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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