- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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