Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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