- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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