whats black and strange a paki

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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