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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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