- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

If you have a stroke, call 000

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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