- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Your Mom

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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