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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

an emo girl walked into a white room

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How you know when dislextic

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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