- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Maths.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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