A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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