Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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