What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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