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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Grace Ackerson

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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