- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Brain fart

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

whats black and strange a paki

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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