What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Yes

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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