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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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