- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Obama = ebola

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