- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

I'm hungry.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A car walks into a bar.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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