Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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