Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

so today i took a poop. hehe

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

An anti-joke

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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