- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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