- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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