- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Charlie Sheen

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What's white and gluey Glue

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