A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

guess what what ...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

HEY!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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