- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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