Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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