WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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