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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Happy Monday!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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