Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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