- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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