Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How you know when dislextic

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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