- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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