Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Your girlfriend.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

jd and zach loves vigina

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Where's my baby??

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How did the black person die? Of old age

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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