Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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