What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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