- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

penis. nuff said.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

salad days!

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