Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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