- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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