Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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