Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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swag

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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