Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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