- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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