- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Get on the boat.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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