- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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