- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

eoin burgin is fat

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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