Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Maths.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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