A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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