what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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