Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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