don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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