Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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