- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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