- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

I have cancer. And you're next.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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