- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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