Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A russian gives away vodka.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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