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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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