- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Gay rights.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

I had friends on the Death Star.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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