Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Poker? I barely even know her.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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