- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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