Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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