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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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