An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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