Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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