- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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