- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Potassium? K.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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