- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Knock Knock.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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