- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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