- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Andoni was here

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What's stupid a light bulb.

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