- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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