What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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