- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Racial equality.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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