- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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