Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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