- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

YOU

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

that wall over there ->

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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