- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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