Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A russian gives away vodka.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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