- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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