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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

angelo snyder is not ga

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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