What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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