Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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I? Everett

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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