Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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