Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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